Appraisal report of next in the line

To ,
The HR Manager

Venky, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Venky works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Venky never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time... Often Venky takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Venky is an individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Venky can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Venky be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible..
Yours Truly,
Project Manager
NB: Kindly ignore my previous email ,That stupid idiot Venky was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today.
For his appraisal, kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13)
Consider this as a true assessment of him..
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To ,
The HR Manager
Venky, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Venky works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Venky never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Venky takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Venky is an individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Venky can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Venky be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.
Yours Truly,
Project Manager