Sardarji.....a ha ha ha...

Sardar and his friend
Friend: Sardarji! Aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte hai?
Sardar: AC ke paas ja ke baith jata hun.
Friend: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To AC on kar leta hun.
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Sardarji's pray
A sardar prays daily for 4 hours.
"Hey! Vahe Guru muje lottery lagade."
After 4 years Vahe Guru angrily appeares and said
"Khoti de puttar ek bari ticket to le le" .
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Bombs and Sardars
Two sardarjis raste pe jarahe our on ko 2 bomb mile.
1st Sardar: chal e 2 bomb police ko deke aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: arey bewakoof, jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi bomb mila tha.
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Sardarji and Doctor
One day Sardarji consults the Doctor and says : "Mujhe ek problem hai doctor saab"
Doctor enquired : "Kya problem hai?"
Sardar replied: "Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta"
Doctor exclaimed: "aisa kab hota hai?"
Sardarji tells the truth: "Phone karte waqt"