JUST FOR LAUGH...

SARDARJI & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Sardarji : 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardarji: mmm... EVERY YEAR
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SARDARJI IN INTERVIEW
Manager asked to Sardarji at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardarji replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X
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SARDARJI & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip,
Sardarji asked his wife: “Do I look like a foreigner?”
Wife: “No! Why?”
Sardarji: “In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?”. That's why.”
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SARDARJI & TOURIST
One tourist from America asked to Sardarji whether any great man born in this Village or not.
Sardarji replied: "No sir, only babies were born here."
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SARDARJI & HIS EXPERIMENT
Sardarji was experimenting with a cockroach. First he cut off one of it's leg and told “WALK! WALK!”
Cockroach walked. Then he cutoff it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. At last he cut off it's fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Sardarji said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf”.
Sardarji become a saint!
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SARDARJI & DRIVER
When Sardarji was traveling with his wife in a taxi. Driver adjusted the rear view mirror.
Sardarji shouted at him: "Are you trying to see my wife? Come sit in my place and I will drive".
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SARDARJI GOES TO HOTEL
Sardarji went to a restaurant. To wash hands he went to the washbasin.
There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Sardarji pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"
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SARDARJI & INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardarji: It's simple sir! I will just stop my imagination.
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