Diplomatic slap

Musharaf, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are travellingin a train.
The train goes through a tunnel and it getscompletely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound andthen a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
Thewomen and Manmohan are sitting there lookingperplexed.
Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red froman apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic andnobody says anything.

Sonia is thinking: These Pakistani are all crazy after Aishwarya. Musharafmust have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking: Musharaf must have tried to kiss me but kissed Soniainstead and got slapped.

Musharaf is thinking: Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya.
She might have thought it was me and slapped me.

Manmohan is thinking: If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Musharaf again ...