25 years ago......

A program was ... a television show
An application was ... for employment
Windows were..... something u hated to clean
A cusor ... used profanity
A keyboard was ...a piano
Memory was...something u lost with age
A CD was... a bank account
If u unzipped in public u went to jail
Compress was something u did to garbage
A hard drive was ...a long trip on the road
Log on was ...adding wood to fire
A backup happened to your toilet
A mouse pad was ...where a mouse lived
Cut.. u did with scissors
Paste.. u did with glue
A web was... a spiders home
And a virus was... the flu!!...

Yes! Times surely have changed. Is it not?