Man, the omnipotent

Woman has Manin it;

Mrs. has Mr. in it;

Female has Malein it;

She has Hein it;

Madam has Adam in it;

Life's music

Life is like a piano,

White keys are happy moments and

Black keys are sad moments.

But remember both keys are played together to give

Sweet music in life...

Perspective, a moral story

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, 'How was the
trip?'

'It was great, Dad.'

'Did you see how poor people live?' the father asked.

'Oh yeah,' said the son.

'So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?' asked the father

The son answered:

'I saw that we have one dog and they had four.

We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.

We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.


Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.

We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.

We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.

We buy our food, but they grow theirs.

We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them.'

The boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added, 'Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are.'

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing?


Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Happy New Year Glitter Graphics

About TELENGANA in realistic manner

There is an interesting Questions and Answers on TELENGANA. I am placing the link here and inviting the discussion.

Donkey's story

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

MORAL:
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Top 28 things an Indian does after returning from abroad:

1. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
2. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
3. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
4. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
5. Says Hey instead of Hi.
6. Says Yogurt instead of Curd.
7. Says Cab instead of Taxi.
8. Says Candy instead of Chocolate.
9. Says Cookie instead of Biscuit.
10. Says 'Free Way' instead of Highway.
11. Says got to go instead of Have to go.
12. Says O instead of Zero (for 704, says Seven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four).
13. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps on complaining about it every time he steps out.
14. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilometers, and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs).
15. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45 times).
16. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet.
17. When need to say Z (zed), he never says Z (Zed), repeats Zee several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee.
18. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!!
19. Makes fun of 'Indian Standard టైం' and ‘Indian Road’ Conditions.
20. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.
21. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff.
22. Tries to drink 'డైట్' Coke instead of ‘Normal’ Coke.
23. Tries to complain about any thing in ‘India’ as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
24. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule.
25. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
26. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to ‘India’, even after 4 months of arrival.
27. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
28. Ultimate one is that …. Always tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or When was in US...

AND SO MANY………