Top 28 things an Indian does after returning from abroad:

1. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
2. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
3. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
4. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
5. Says Hey instead of Hi.
6. Says Yogurt instead of Curd.
7. Says Cab instead of Taxi.
8. Says Candy instead of Chocolate.
9. Says Cookie instead of Biscuit.
10. Says 'Free Way' instead of Highway.
11. Says got to go instead of Have to go.
12. Says O instead of Zero (for 704, says Seven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four).
13. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps on complaining about it every time he steps out.
14. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilometers, and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs).
15. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45 times).
16. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet.
17. When need to say Z (zed), he never says Z (Zed), repeats Zee several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee.
18. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!!
19. Makes fun of 'Indian Standard టైం' and ‘Indian Road’ Conditions.
20. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.
21. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff.
22. Tries to drink 'డైట్' Coke instead of ‘Normal’ Coke.
23. Tries to complain about any thing in ‘India’ as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
24. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule.
25. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
26. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to ‘India’, even after 4 months of arrival.
27. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
28. Ultimate one is that …. Always tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or When was in US...

AND SO MANY………