Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Life's music

Life is like a piano,

White keys are happy moments and

Black keys are sad moments.

But remember both keys are played together to give

Sweet music in life...

Perspective, a moral story

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, 'How was the
trip?'

'It was great, Dad.'

'Did you see how poor people live?' the father asked.

'Oh yeah,' said the son.

'So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?' asked the father

The son answered:

'I saw that we have one dog and they had four.

We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.

We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.


Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.

We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.

We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.

We buy our food, but they grow theirs.

We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them.'

The boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added, 'Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are.'

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing?


Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

About TELENGANA in realistic manner

There is an interesting Questions and Answers on TELENGANA. I am placing the link here and inviting the discussion.

Donkey's story

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.


He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.


A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!


MORAL:
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.



Friday, December 25, 2009

Top 28 things an Indian does after returning from abroad:

  1. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
  2. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
  3. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
  4. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
  5. Says Hey instead of Hi.
  6. Says Yogurt instead of Curd.
  7. Says Cab instead of Taxi.
  8. Says Candy instead of Chocolate.
  9. Says Cookie instead of Biscuit.
  10. Says 'Free Way' instead of Highway.
  11. Says got to go instead of Have to go.
  12. Says O instead of Zero (for 704, says Seven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four).
  13. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps on complaining about it every time he steps out.
  14. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilometers, and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs).
  15. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45 times).
  16. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet.
  17. When need to say Z (zed), he never says Z (Zed), repeats Zee several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee.
  18. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!!
  19. Makes fun of 'Indian Standard టైం' and ‘Indian Road’ Conditions.
  20. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.
  21. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff.
  22. Tries to drink 'డైట్' Coke instead of ‘Normal’ Coke.
  23. Tries to complain about any thing in ‘India’ as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
  24. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule.
  25. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
  26. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to ‘India’, even after 4 months of arrival.
  27. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
  28. Ultimate one is that …. Always tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or When was in US...
AND SO MANY………

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Nice Quotes......Is'nt it.

Cigarette:

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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Divorce:
Future tense of marriage

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Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
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Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.
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Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
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Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
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Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
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Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.
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Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.
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Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
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Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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Optimist :
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
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Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
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Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
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Father:
A banker provided by nature.
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Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.
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Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills
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Disclaimer: These quotes I have collected elsewhere and not my own. _