moving ahead

When people talk behind your back, what does it mean??

Simple! It means that you are two steps ahead of them!!

So, keep moving ahead in Life!!

Sardarji.....a ha ha ha...

Sardar and his friend
Friend: Sardarji! Aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte hai?
Sardar: AC ke paas ja ke baith jata hun.
Friend: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To AC on kar leta hun.
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Sardarji's pray
A sardar prays daily for 4 hours.
"Hey! Vahe Guru muje lottery lagade."
After 4 years Vahe Guru angrily appeares and said
"Khoti de puttar ek bari ticket to le le" .
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Bombs and Sardars
Two sardarjis raste pe jarahe our on ko 2 bomb mile.
1st Sardar: chal e 2 bomb police ko deke aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: arey bewakoof, jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi bomb mila tha.
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Sardarji and Doctor
One day Sardarji consults the Doctor and says : "Mujhe ek problem hai doctor saab"
Doctor enquired : "Kya problem hai?"
Sardar replied: "Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta"
Doctor exclaimed: "aisa kab hota hai?"
Sardarji tells the truth: "Phone karte waqt"

Keep Smiling

"The person who is always smiling doesn't mean that he has no problems.

But the smile shows that he has ability to overcome all those problems.."

Keep Smiling and Have a lovely day ahead..!!

sardarji

Sardarji has visited Registrar Office to obtain birth certificate for his new born son. Clerk asked the details of new born baby.
Sardarji: “Mother- Sikh, Fathe- Sikh and Baby- Chineese”
Clerk exclaimed “How can you say Chinese? When both parents are Sikh”
“News paper says.” Sardarji replied “every fourth person born on the earth now is a chineese and it is my fourth issue”.

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Sardarji went to an Industrial exhibition. He enquired about a machine, which he thinks to be useful in his daily routine.
Salesman: “This machine will reduce your work by a half”
Sardiarji : “Please give me two of them”.

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A ghati Sardarji wanted to buy a television and visits an electronic shop in the nearby town.
Sardarji: “Do you have colour TVS?”
Shop keeper replied : “sure”
Sardarji: “Give me a green one please”.

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A foreign visitor to a Sardarji: “ Have you ever read Shakespear?”
Sardarji back to him “No…Who wrote it?”

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Cricket loving Sardarji to his friend : “…….I lost Rs.8000/- in a bet yesterday”
His friend: “How come?”
Sardarji : “The match is being shown on TV, I bet Rs. 5000/-”
Friend: “ But, that’s only Rs. 5000/-”
Sardarji: “…….yaar, I bet on highlights too”.

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Appraisal report of next in the line

To ,
The HR Manager

Venky, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Venky works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Venky never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time... Often Venky takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Venky is an individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Venky can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Venky be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible..
Yours Truly,
Project Manager
NB: Kindly ignore my previous email ,That stupid idiot Venky was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today.
For his appraisal, kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13)
Consider this as a true assessment of him..
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To ,
The HR Manager
Venky, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Venky works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Venky never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Venky takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Venky is an individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Venky can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Venky be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.
Yours Truly,
Project Manager

Always remember