sardarji

Sardarji has visited Registrar Office to obtain birth certificate for his new born son. Clerk asked the details of new born baby.
Sardarji: “Mother- Sikh, Fathe- Sikh and Baby- Chineese”
Clerk exclaimed “How can you say Chinese? When both parents are Sikh”
“News paper says.” Sardarji replied “every fourth person born on the earth now is a chineese and it is my fourth issue”.

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Sardarji went to an Industrial exhibition. He enquired about a machine, which he thinks to be useful in his daily routine.
Salesman: “This machine will reduce your work by a half”
Sardiarji : “Please give me two of them”.

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A ghati Sardarji wanted to buy a television and visits an electronic shop in the nearby town.
Sardarji: “Do you have colour TVS?”
Shop keeper replied : “sure”
Sardarji: “Give me a green one please”.

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A foreign visitor to a Sardarji: “ Have you ever read Shakespear?”
Sardarji back to him “No…Who wrote it?”

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Cricket loving Sardarji to his friend : “…….I lost Rs.8000/- in a bet yesterday”
His friend: “How come?”
Sardarji : “The match is being shown on TV, I bet Rs. 5000/-”
Friend: “ But, that’s only Rs. 5000/-”
Sardarji: “…….yaar, I bet on highlights too”.

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