Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ....................................................................................... I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ....................................................................................... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? ....................................................................................... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ....................................................................................... Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ....................................................................................... How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word? ....................................................................................... Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ....................................................................................... One should love animals. They are so tasty. ....................................................................................... Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ....................................................................................... Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ....................................................................................... The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. ....................................................................................... Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ....................................................................................... Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ....................................................................................... 'Your future depends on your dreams' So go to sleep ....................................................................................... There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning ....................................................................................... 'Hard work never killed anybody' But why take the risk ....................................................................................... 'Work fascinates me' I can look at it for hours ....................................................................................... God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ....................................................................................... The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. Why learn. ........................................................................................... A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

use of work telephones

The phone bill was exceptionally high and

the man of the house called a family meeting...

On a Saturday morning...

after breakfast...

Dad: People this is unacceptable.

You have to limit the use of the phone.

I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here,

I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son: Me too,

I never use the home phone.

I always use my company mobile.

Maid: So - what is the problem?

We all use our work telephones!!!!!

GOD & PRAY

An Excellent Quote Written in a Prayer Hall :

"God has Time To Listen, Do you have Time to Pray..!!"

Software Engineer

A software engineer was smoking in office.

Girl says, Can’t you see the warning? "Smoking is injurious to health"

The engineer says...........

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We bother only about ‘Errors’ not ‘Warnings’ !!!