Public Money

How our India is utilizing the money, which was collected from people,,,,,,

Have a look at this Salary & Govt. Concession for a Member of Parliament (MP)
Monthly Salary : 12,000/-

Expense for Constitution per month : Rs. 10,000/-

Office expenditure per month : Rs. 14,000/-

Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : Rs. 48,000/-
(Ex: For a visit from Kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km)

Daily DA TA during parliament meets: Rs. 500/- per day

Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train: Free
(For any number of times) (All over India)

Charge for Business Class in flights: Free for 40 trips / year
(With wife or P.A.)

Rent for MP hostel at Delhi: Free

Electricity costs at home: Free up to 50,000 units

Local phone call charge: Free up to 1, 70,000 calls.

TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification ] per year : Rs. 32,00,000/- [i.e. Rs. 2.66 lakh/month]

TOTAL expense for 5 years : Rs. 1,60,00,000/-

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years :
Rs. 8,54,40,00,000/- (nearly Rs. 855.00 crores)

This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities.......

And this is the present condition of our country:
Rs. 855.00 corers could make their life livable!!

Think of the great democracy we have.............

Chanakya's Quotes - Worth reading …

"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first
and Honest people are victimised first."

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"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."
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"The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. ! It will destroy you."
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"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no Friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."
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"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, what the results might be and will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."
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"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."
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"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."

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"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction." *************************************** ********* ***
"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."
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"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years.
For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."

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"Books are as useful to a stupid person
as a mirror is useful to a blind person."

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"Education is the best friend.
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Indian Hell…..

A man dies and goes to hell.

There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"

He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.

Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.

Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.

He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.

He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.

Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?". He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.

Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

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Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,

someone has stolen all the nails from the bed
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the devil is a former Government servant,

so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!!! !

Boy & Girl

Boy & Girl in restaurant

Boy :- I Love u
Girl :- I don't Love u
Boy :- Think again ?
Girl :- I told u. No no & no
Boy :- Waiter, bring separate bills.


Girl :- ok ok....... I Love u too......... . !

Anger

Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back.

How do you control your anger?


Wife: I clean the toilet...


Husband: How does that help?


Wife: I use your toothbrush.. ..

Think twice before we judge others

One night a woman was waiting at the airport for several hours in order to catch her connecting flight. While waiting she bought a book and a pack of biscuits and found a place to sit.

She was deep into her book, when suddenly she realized that there was a young man sitting next to her who was stretching his hand, with no concern whatsoever, and grabbing the pack of cookies lying between them. He started to eat them one by one. Not wanting to make a fuss about it she decided to ignore him.

The woman, slightly bothered, ate the cookies and watched the clock, while the young and shameless- thief of biscuits was also finishing them. The woman started to get really angry at this point and thought "If I wasn't such a good and educated person, I would have given this daring man a black eye by now."

Every time she ate a biscuit, he had one too. The dialogue between their eyes continued and when only one biscuit was left, she wondered what was he going to do. Softly and with a nervous smile, the young man grabbed the last biscuit and broke it in two. He offered one half to the woman while he ate the other half. Briskly she took the biscuit and thought, "What an insolent man! How uneducated! He didn't even thank me!"

She had never met anybody so fresh and heaved a sigh of relief when her flight was announced. She grabbed her bags and went towards the boarding gate refusing to look back to where that insolent thief was seated. After boarding the plane and and being nicely seated, she looked for her book which was nearly finished by now. While looking into her bag she was totally surprised to find her pack of biscuits nearly intact.

"If my biscuits are here", she realised with a sinking heart, "those that we were eating belonged to him and he tried to share them with me." Too late to apologize to the young man, she realized with pain, that it was she who had been insolent, uneducated and a thief, and not him.

How many times in our lives, have we known with certainty that something happened in a certain way, only to discover later that it wasn't true?

How many times has our lack of trust within us made us judge other people unfairly with our conceited ideas, often far removed from reality.

That is why we have to think twice before we judge others. Let's always give others the benefit of the doubt before we think badly of them.

An office boy!

A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at a very big firm.

The HR manager interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. "You are hired" he said, give me your email address, and I'll send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start. The man replied "I don't have a computer, neither an email".

I'm sorry, said the HR manager, if you don't have an email that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job. The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 US in his pocket.

He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 KG tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation 3 times, and returned home with $60 US. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubles or triples every day. Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chooses a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied: 'I don't have an email'. The broker replied curiously, you don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Do you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?

The man thought for a while, and replied: an office boy!

The moral of this story:

1: Internet is not the solution to your life.
2: If you don't have internet and you work hard you can be a millionaire.

When our father irritates us

An old man was sitting in the courtyard of his house along with his son who had received a high education.
Suddenly a crow perched on a wall of the house.
The father asked the son: What is this?
The son replied: It is a crow.
After a little while the father again asked the son: What is this?
The son said: It is a crow.

After a few minutes the father asked his son the third time: What is this?
The son said: Father, I have just now told you that this is a crow.

After a little while the old father again asked his son the fourth time: what is this?
By this time some statement of irritation was felt in the son's tone when he rebuffed his father: Father! It is a crow, a crow.

A little after the father again asked his son: What is this?
This time the son replied to his father with a vein of temper: Father, you are always repeating the same question; although I have told you so many times that it is a crow. Are you not able to understand this?

The father went to his room and came back with an old diary. Opening a page he asked his son to read what was written.

What the son read were the following words written in the diary:
'Today my little son was sitting with me in the courtyard, when a crow came there. My son asked me twenty-five times what it was and I told him twenty-five times that it was a crow and I did not feel at all irritated. I rather felt affection for my innocent child.'

The father then explained to his son the difference between a father's and a son's attitude. While you were a little child you asked me this question twenty-five times and I felt no irritation in replying to the question twenty-five times and when today I asked you the same question only five times, you felt irritated, annoyed and impatient with me.

Be careful who you associate with.

A Scorpion, being a very poor swimmer, asked a Turtle to carry him on his back across a river.

"Are you crazy?" exclaimed the Turtle. "You'll sting me while I'm swimming and I'll drown."

"My dear turtle," laughed the scorpion, "if I were to sting you, You would drown and I would go down with you. Now where is the logic in that?"

"You're right!" cried the turtle. "Hop on!"

The scorpion climbed aboard and halfway across the river gave the turtle a mighty sting. As they both sank to the bottom, the turtle resignedly said: "Do you mind if I ask you something? You said there'd be no Logic in your stinging me. Then why did you do it?"

"It has nothing to do with logic," the drowning scorpion sadly replied. "It's just my character."

WINNERS VERSUS LOSERS

The Winner is always part of the answer;

The Loser is always part of the problem.

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The Winner always has a program;

The Loser always has an excuse.

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The Winner says, "Let me do it for you";

The Loser says, "That is not my job."

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The Winner sees an answer for every problem;

The Loser sees a problem for every answer.

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The Winner says, “It may be difficult but it is possible ";

The Loser says, "It may be possible but it is too difficult."

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When a Winner makes a mistake, he says, "I was wrong";

when a Loser makes a mistake, he says, "It wasn't my fault."

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A Winner makes commitments;

A Loser makes promises.

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Winners have dreams;

Losers have schemes.

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Winners say, “I must do something ";

Losers say, "Something must be done."

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Winners are a part of the team;

Losers are apart from the team.

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Winners see the gain;

Losers see the pain.

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Winners see possibilities;

Losers see problems.

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Winners believe in win-win;

Losers believe for them to win someone has to lose.

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Winners see the potential;

Losers see the past.

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Winners are like a thermostat;

Losers are like thermometers.

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Winners choose what they say;

Losers say what they choose.

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Winners use hard arguments but soft words;

Losers use soft arguments but hard words.

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Winners stand firm on values but compromise on petty things;

Losers stand firm on petty things but compromise on values.

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Winners follow the philosophy of empathy:
"Don't do to others what you would not want them to do to you";

Losers follow the philosophy:
“Do it to others before they do it to you."

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Winners make it happen;

Losers let it happen.

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Winners plan and prepare to win.The key word is preparation.

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Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.

The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,
"Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river."

The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand."

"What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father.

"There's a big difference," replied the little girl.
"If I hold your hand and something happens to me,
chances are that I may let your hand go.
But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens,
you will never let my hand go."

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond.

Solve the Puzzle..........

IT'S A 7 LETTER WORD.
IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT, STILL IT REMAINS SAME.
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Diplomatic slap

Musharaf, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are travellingin a train.
The train goes through a tunnel and it getscompletely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound andthen a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
Thewomen and Manmohan are sitting there lookingperplexed.
Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red froman apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic andnobody says anything.

Sonia is thinking: These Pakistani are all crazy after Aishwarya. Musharafmust have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking: Musharaf must have tried to kiss me but kissed Soniainstead and got slapped.

Musharaf is thinking: Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya.
She might have thought it was me and slapped me.

Manmohan is thinking: If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Musharaf again ...

life

Gone are the Days....

When
The school reopened in June, and we settled in our new desks and benches!

When

We queued up in book depot, and got our new books and notes!

When

We wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.

When

We learnt writing with slates and pencils, and progressed to fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!

When

We began drawing with crayons and evolved to color pencils and finally sketch pens!

When

We started calculating first with tables and then with Clarke's tables and advanced to Calculators and Computers!

When

We chased one another in the corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms drenched in sweat!

When

W e had lunch in classrooms, corridors, playgrounds, under the trees and even in cycle sheds!

When

All the colors in the world, decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!

When

A single P.T. period in the week's Time-Table was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!

When

Cricket was played with writing pads as bats, and Neckties and socks rolled into balls!

When

Few played kabadi and Kho-Kho in scorching sun, while others simply played book cricket in the Confines of classroom!

Of fights but no conspiracies, Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!

When

We used to watch Live Cricket telecast, in the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!

When

Few rushed at 3:45 to conquer window seats in our School bus! While few others had Big Fun, peppermint, Kulfi, milk ice and sharbat at 4 O’clock!

Gone are the days

Of Sports Day, and the annual School Day, and the one-month long preparations for them.

Gone are the days

Of the stressful Quarterly, Half Yearly and Annual Exams, and the most enjoyed holidays after them!

Gone are the days

When we spent almost the whole year writing revision tests of tenth and twelfth standards,

We learnt,

We enjoyed,

We played,

We won,

We lost,

We laughed,

We cried,

We fought,

We thought.

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So much fun in them, so many friends,

So much experience, all this and more!

Gone are the days

When we used to talk for hours with our friends!

Now we don't have time to say a `Hi'!

Gone are the days

When we played games on the road!

Now we code on the road with laptop!

Gone are the days

When we saw stars shining at Night!

Now we see stars when our code doesn't Work!

Gone are the days

When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!

Now we chat in chat rooms.....!

Gone are the days

Where we studied just to pass!

Now we study to save our job!

Gone are the days

Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!!

Now we have the ATM as well as Credit Card but with an empty heart!!

Gone are the days

Where we shouted on the road!

Now we don't shout even at home

Gone are the days

Where we got lectures from all!

Now we give lectures to all...!!

Gone are the days

But not the memories, which will be lingering in our hearts

For ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.....

Gone are the Days.... But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!!

NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE, DONT FORGET TO

LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL EXISTS......

How to make a woman happy!!!

To make a woman happy.....
A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A psychologist
15. A pest exterminator
16. A psychiatrist
17. A healer
18. A good listener
19. An organizer
20. A good father
21. Very clean
22. Sympathetic
23. Athletic
24. Warm
25. Entive
26. Gallant
27. Intelligent
28. Funny
29. Creative
30. Tender
31. Strong
32. Understanding
33. Tolerant
34. Prudent
35. Ambitious
36. Capable
37. Courageous
38. Determined
39. True
40. Dependable
41. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
42. Give her compliments regularly
43. Love shopping
44. Be honest
45. Be very rich
46. Not stress her out
47. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, MUST ALSO:
48. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
49. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
50. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
51. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
*Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Leave him alone

Recruitment Rules

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting the bricks and trying to keep it locked, put them in the Accounts Department.

If they go on recounting bricks, put them in Auditing Department.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering Department.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations Department.

If they are sleeping, put them in Security Wing.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

If they are sitting idle and staring at the roof, put them in Human Resources Department.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales Department.

If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing Department.
If they are staring out of the window, put them on Strategic Planning.

And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved,

congratulate them and put them in the Top Management.

A Well of Wisdom

There was a miserly man whose wife was very generous. But the wife did not have access to her husband's money. They had so much money that they could easily have helped their village. For months people suffered from drought and famine. Because of the drought there was not enough food and people were dying of starvation. The wife begged the husband to dig some wells so that at least their neighbors could have water. But the husband did not want to spend money to dig wells.

The wife said, "Who knows, by digging in the ground, perhaps even I can find water."

So she asked their one servant to help her dig a well at a particular place. The wife herself, a respectable lady, joined the servant in digging. Every day they dug, but they found no water. The husband laughed and laughed and said, "Yes, you can dig for a year and there will still be nothing. Only the well of your stupidity is getting deeper."

One day the servant had a clever idea. He said, "Mother, we are working hard, but your husband is being so unkind and cruel. Let us play a trick."

"What kind of trick?" the wife asked.

The servant said, "Every morning your husband comes to laugh at us. Let's put some oil on the ground where we are digging. When he sees the oil, he will get very excited. He will employ many workers and servants, thinking we have found oil here. They will dig and, who knows, perhaps there will be some water here."

The following day the husband came and saw the oil on the ground. He was excited and said to himself, "I want to take credit for discovering this oil." Then he said to his wife and servant, "Will you do me a favor today? Can you bring me something from the market? I'll give you anything you want if you do me this favor."

They went to the market to buy what he requested. The wife was totally innocent; she had forgotten about the oil trick. In the meantime, the husband brought 20 workers to continue digging at the same place so that he could take credit for discovering oil. They worked for a few hours and finally hit water.

The workers were thrilled to find water, but the owner of the house was disappointed. He said, "Who wants water? I wanted oil so I could sell it and become richer. How can I sell water? I can only give it to my neighbors."

The wife and the servant came back from the market and were delighted to see the water. The husband told them, "How can this happen? This morning I saw oil on the ground. I hired workers to dig for it. This morning there was oil, but now there's only water."

The wife said, "Money and power surrender to the well of wisdom."

"What are you talking about?" asked the husband.

"This is a result of our servant's wisdom. We tried so hard to find water but we failed. Then he had a brilliant idea. Knowing how miserly you are, he guessed that if you saw oil on the ground where we were digging, then you would start digging for oil. God wanted you to help the needy. God didn't want you to become richer by discovering oil."

THE MAGIC MANTRA FOR ALL

Warren Buffet is the second richest man in the world, also the donar of $31 billion to charity.
Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:

1) He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!

2) He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.

3) He still lives in the same small 3 bedroom house in mid-town Omaha, that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.

4) He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.

5) He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.

6) His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis.

7) He has given his CEO's only two rules.

Rule number 1: Do not lose any of your share holder's money.

Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.

8) He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch television.

9) Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.

10) Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.

11) His advice to young people: Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself.

Impossible

Impossible is just a big word
Thrown around by small men
Who find it easier to live in the world
they have been given
Than to explore the power they have, to change it.

Impossible is not a fact; it's an opinion.
Impossible is not a declaration it's a dare,
Impossible is temporary,
Impossible is potential,
Impossible itself has in it � Possible.

Hang on to each other

This is story written by an unknown author. It is a heart-touching story.

Too often we feel alone. But there is always someone ready to take our hand. There is a beautiful story of an overworked nurse who escorted a tired, young man to her patient's bedside. Leaning over and speaking loudly to the elderly patient, she said, "Your son is here."

With great effort, his unfocussed eyes opened, then flickered shut again. The young man squeezed the aged hand in his and sat beside the bed. Throughout the night he sat there, holding the old man's hand and whispering words of comfort.

By morning's light, the patient had died. In moments, hospital staff swarmed into the room to turn off machines and remove needles. The nurse stepped over to the young man's side and began to offer sympathy, but he interrupted her.

"Who was that man?" he asked.

The startled nurse replied, "I thought he was your father!" "No, he was not my father," he answered. "I never saw him before in my life."

"Then, why didn't you say something when I took you to him?"

"I realized he needed his son and his son wasn't here," the man explained. "And since he was too sick to recognize that I was not his son, I knew he needed me."

Mother Teresa used to remind us that nobody should have to die alone. Likewise, nobody should have to grieve alone or cry alone either. Or laugh alone or celebrate alone.

We are made to travel life's journey hand in hand. There is someone ready to grasp your hand today. And someone hoping you will take theirs.

Remember to hang on to one another!

God

Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God.

Sardarji-another Sardarji

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money
he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told
him, "I've kidnapped you."

Sardarji then wrote a note saying:

"I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2, 00,000 in a paper bag
and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground".
Signed: "A Sardarji".

Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show
it to his parents.

The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept
beneath the mango tree. The boy was sitting next to the bag.

Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2, 00, 000 in cash with a note saying:

"How can a Sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji? Take the money, and please leave my son."

Signed: Another Sardarji

laughter, the best medicine

Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free,
jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.

Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!

Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative;
More the success, more the relatives.

Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
we need your heads to run our business.

A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....

THE BEST ONE:
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations;
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.

Today's moral story

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER .

............................................................................................................................................................ Moral: When you think the other person is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself .

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every "F " in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF
YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED
WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY ?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6-- no joke.

READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process "OF".

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.

Send this to your friends.> It will drive them crazy.!> And keep them occupied> For several minutes..!