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VALLURI
simple. sincere.. enthusiastic...
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Lessons in Logic
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
use of work telephones
The phone bill was exceptionally high and
the man of the house called a family meeting...
On a Saturday morning...
after breakfast...
Dad: People this is unacceptable.
You have to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here,
I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.
Son: Me too,
I never use the home phone.
I always use my company mobile.
Maid: So - what is the problem?
We all use our work telephones!!!!!
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Software Engineer
A software engineer was smoking in office.
Girl says, Can’t you see the warning? "Smoking is injurious to health"
The engineer says...........
Any guesses !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, September 30, 2010
TRUTH MACHINE
If the truth is told- the machine will remain silent (it won’t give any sound)
If a lie is told- the machine will give a sound 'Errrrrrrrrrr’.
Now there are three Indians. One Bengali, one Madrasi and one Sardarji.
Their correspondences are given in front of the lie machine. Here it goes......
Bengali :- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!'
Lie machine:- 'Errrrrrrrrrr’'
Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time'
Lie machine:- no sound (truth is told)
Madrasi:-'I think I can eat 25 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:- 'Errrrrrrrrrr’
Madrasi:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-no sound (truth)
Sardarji:-'I think....'
Lie machine:- 'Errrrrrrrrrr’
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:- 'Errrrrrrrrrr’
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:- 'Errrrrrrrrrr’
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:- 'Errrrrrrrrrr’
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:- 'Errrrrrrrrrr’
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:- 'Errrrrrrrrrr’.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Let us be tricky....
Man
------------------
Board
Ans. = man overboard
Stand
2. ------------
i
Ans. = I understand
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/
Ans. = reading between the lines
4. r
road
a
d
Ans. = cross road
5. cycle
cycle
cycle
Ans. = tricycle
0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.
Ans. = two degrees below zero
knee
7. ------------
light
Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)
ground
8. ------------ --------- ---
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Ans. = six feet underground
9. he's / himself
Ans. = he's by himself
10. ecnalg
Ans. = backward glance
11. death ..... life
Ans. = life after death
12. THINK
Ans. think big !!
And the last but not least
13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. ...
Ans. long time no 'C' (see)