God

Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God.

Sardarji-another Sardarji

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money
he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told
him, "I've kidnapped you."

Sardarji then wrote a note saying:

"I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2, 00,000 in a paper bag
and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground".
Signed: "A Sardarji".

Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show
it to his parents.

The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept
beneath the mango tree. The boy was sitting next to the bag.

Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2, 00, 000 in cash with a note saying:

"How can a Sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji? Take the money, and please leave my son."

Signed: Another Sardarji

laughter, the best medicine

Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free,
jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.

Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!

Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative;
More the success, more the relatives.

Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
we need your heads to run our business.

A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....

THE BEST ONE:
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations;
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.

Today's moral story

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER .

............................................................................................................................................................ Moral: When you think the other person is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself .

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every "F " in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF
YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED
WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY ?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6-- no joke.

READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process "OF".

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.

Send this to your friends.> It will drive them crazy.!> And keep them occupied> For several minutes..!

woman=problem?

HAVE A GOOD DAY

When I Asked God for Strength, He Gave Me Difficult Situations to Face;

When I Asked God for Brain & Brown, He Gave Me Puzzles in Life to Solve;

When I Asked God for Happiness, He Showed Me Some Unhappy People;

When I Asked God for Wealth, He Showed Me How to Work Hard;

When I Asked God for Favors, He Showed Me Opportunities to Work Hard;

When I Asked God for Peace, He Showed Me How to Help Others;

God Gave Me Nothing I Wanted;

He Gave Me Everything I Needed

- Swami Vivekananda

Interview

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE

Oh God! Taxmen

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks,
But nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to
God , India ,they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of India as a joke.

The Finance Minister was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.
The Finance Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister in Delhi ,and those monkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes..."